Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 03, 2011

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    rayannina  over 13 years ago

    Humpin’ up mountains? He IS mountains!

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    palos  over 13 years ago

    Perhaps he had other notions of the term humpin’

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago

    It’s “All you can be”, not “All you can eat”.

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    Edcole1961  over 13 years ago

    Fat chance.

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    Donald Benson Premium Member over 13 years ago

    A rerun but a goodie. I suspect this is taped up in a lot of recruitment centers . . . but not where recruits or higher officers can see it.

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    ANQuixote  over 13 years ago

    Hey, in America that’s how we roll!

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    If the Army recruiter had been on the job at 6 AM, I would not have ended up in the World’s Finest Fighting Force. Probably would have put on some weight to my teenage body too. Oh well, my DD214 lists “hit man” and “minimum wage Security Guard” under related civilian occupations. Can speak a smattering of Vietnamese looks good on the resume.

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    gladlythecrosseyedbear  over 13 years ago

    GT pokes fun at Americans and at foreigners, excepting those who rule by apartheid. GT loves apartheid and worships those who enforce apartheid on the indigenous population whose land they stole, whose houses they razed, whose wells they poisoned, whose olive trees they uprooted, whose commerce they thwarted. GT feels it’s the duty of the American military to carry out the strategy devised by those who carry two passports — in GT’s world, that’s what Americans ought to celebrate on the Fourth of July.

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    Sandfan  over 13 years ago

    The first thing I thought of was Pvt. Leonard “Gomer Pyle” Lawrence of Full Metal Jacket.

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    bdaverin  over 13 years ago

    Those of you making fat jokes have it all wrong. He clearly thinks basic training is a reality show like Biggest Loser.

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    cchristian  over 13 years ago

    exactly!

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    Liam Astle Premium Member over 13 years ago

    “Jason Nabors”? Would there have been a problem if the character was named James or Jim.

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    milano99  over 13 years ago

    Um Tigger, Jim Nabors isn’t dead. As a matter of fact, he sung at the Indy 500 (again) just this past Memorial Day weekend.

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    corzak  over 13 years ago

    @gladly is Palestinian, apparently . . .

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    David_J Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Berets are out, patrol caps are in.

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 13 years ago

    …start him on video game boot camp and work from there…

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 13 years ago

    …use the airline standard and count him as two recruits…

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago

    TSgt Moore: You ain’t gonna eat no bread, no corn, no pie, cake, desserts of any kind. No whole milk, no beans, no butter, no sugar, no potatoes, candy, ice cream, salad dressing or peanut butter… You came here with nothing but fat. You’re gonna leave here with nothing but muscle.

    Jack Webb, The D.I.

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    FriscoLou  over 13 years ago

    Sgt Truman should send Sgt Hartman a referral. Bet he could motivate Nabors … one way or another.

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    TexTech  over 13 years ago

    I have heard they have “fat tables” in the mess hall during basic training for those folks needing to drop a few (or a bunch of) pounds but I have a feeling this guy is too far off the charts to even pass the pre-induction physical.

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    jster51  over 13 years ago

    @ gladlythecrosseyedwhatWhat is it with you and apartheid? How does a spoof on military recruitment talk to apartheid? Did you ever serve? If not, SHUT THE F*** UP!!

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    freeholder1  over 13 years ago

    Yup, young Jason has certainly been sucking some things up

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    Justice22  over 13 years ago

    “Come back and see me in 6 months and a hundred lighter, or you may want to check with the Navy across the hall.”

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    toto39  over 13 years ago

    So in ObamaWorld ‘fatties’ are not a protected class. Get your insults ready, it’s gonna be a tummy bumpin’ night.

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    genghis.shaman  over 13 years ago

    You know why the government is getting so concerned about kids’ health these days? The military complained about this problem. It’s sad that it took that to get attention.But remember, this guy could still get in shape.

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    Dtroutma  over 13 years ago

    I’m reminded of all the “athletes”, football especially, that couldn’t be drafted because of bad knees in the "Nam era, but could still sign pro contracts. Today, the low percentage of kids who can serve because of physical decline, are STILL watching those pro athletes, instead of actually moving themselves.

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    sidl  over 13 years ago

    why did the sgt.. change his watch from his left wrist to his right then back again?

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    Mythreesons  over 13 years ago

    I thought GLADLY was talking about the American Indians until the part about the olive trees. Then he lost me.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I’m sure GT has holidays and vacations in his syndication contracts, and sabbaticals for other projects.

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    ronny4u  over 13 years ago

    If he’s from Gaza, he ain’t no Palestinian! That’s the name of the Land of Israel for 2,000 years, long before Islam was invented and the Arabs invaded Judeo-Christian Palestine. That’s why the Crusaders went there to liberate the land from Arab occupation, and not the other way around. And that’s why Israel liberated the “west bank” in 1967 from Arab occupation, and not the other way around.

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    pbarnrob  over 13 years ago

    MCRD San Diego (Platoon 304) took 1 180-lb J.C. dropout who couldn’t do ONE pullup, and turned him into a 155-pound trained killing machine, in only eleven weeks, starting five weeks after JFK was murdered by [He-who-must-not-be-named]. I imagine it’s still working, just not quite sure anymore WHY…

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