La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for June 13, 2011

Be glad you didn’t go to a Palin rally or you would have to back to school starting with kindergarden.

Appearently they don’t carry Doc Toon’s Nuclear Coffee.

That’d be the 30-ouncer with a sextuple shot!

Rick Perry will win the nomination

For decades I’ve been saying that the third greatest sin of the Democratic Party has been to put forth candidates so bad they make even the Republicans look good.

(First greatest sin? It’s a tie between being the party of slavery and being the party of insatiable government.)

The real “Tea Party” movement developed around Ron Paul, whose Libertarian foreign policy views make him totally unacceptable to the party of sending other people’s sons to war. As for Romney.. if Cuco thinks Mittens is boring, wait till he gets assigned to cover a Tim Pawzzzz.. a Tim Pawlentzzzz.. (yawnnnn..) a Pawlenty rally.

So is a campaign rally supposed to be a party, or should it be about policy?

wow, so you are saying that He doesn’t put on a show for entertainment… is he focusing on business and actually going to use politics to help fix the country? May be boring, but hey if that is what he is about perhaps I should give him a look… Unitl now, the Mormon thing was keeping me away…. The was the best advertisment ofr him… He should send Lalo a check :)

If he’d gone to see T-Paw he’d still be asleep.

Hmmm, boring speeches from candidates focusing on the issues instead of whether they wear boxers or briefs. How in the heck can you pick a candidate who does that?

I would have thought that a Mitt Romney rally would have made a liberal so angry that he couldn’t sleep.