FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 26, 2011
Transcript:
Jason: Dad said I can be the official safety officer for the family. Andy: What's that entail? Jason: I'm putting together plans for what we should do in case of various emergency situations. Andy: Such as? Jason: In case of fire, get out of the house and meet at the designated spot, then call 911. In case of a tornado, go into the basement, ideally with a radio. In case of an earthquake, take cover under a table or desk if you can. In the case of a zombie apocalypse...Don't listen to her, Dad! Our safety is at stake! Andy: Are yo aware that our son has been "modifying" his Nerf guns?
rayannina over 13 years ago
C’mon, Andy — don’t you want to be prepared when the zombies show up?
Rakkav over 13 years ago
In case of a Klingon landing, accidental or not…In case the Borg come to assimilate us…In case the Mogadorians from I Am Number Four come to decimate us first…
Rakkav over 13 years ago
Oh yeah, in case whatever-it-is that threatens the Earth in Green Lantern comes back for a second run…(haven’t seen that movie yet)
spamster over 13 years ago
Hey, zombies are REAL. How else do you explain corporate america
florchi over 13 years ago
Kidding aside, here are a couple books on the (zombie) subject by Wade Davis, noted anthropologist / ethnobotanist /Harvard scientist: Davis, Wade (1985 & 1997). The Serpent and the Rainbow. Davis, Wade (1988). Passage of Darkness.
bmwk12ltc over 13 years ago
in case of an earthquake I heard an expert say the worse thing you can do is get under something that will collapse. He said you have a better chance if you lay beside a structure even a desk as it will crush as far as it can and then support heavier structures that fall on it leaving a space around it that you can survive in.
x_Tech over 13 years ago
In case you missed it, here’s the CDCs’ recommendations for the Zombie Apocalypse
zevkraut over 13 years ago
every comic is about jason nowadays
Destiny23 over 13 years ago
In case of nuclear attack, get in your lead-lined refrigerator. Worked for Indiana Jones!
Stephen Gilberg over 13 years ago
Preparing for a zombie apocalypse actually has benefits for other emergency situations, so…
Doctor11 over 13 years ago
Groan What is it with people believing that zombies are going to overrun the world? It’s not going to happen!
tengu99 over 13 years ago
The advice Jason gives is wrong. Most desks and tables are not designed to support the weight of a building faling on them. Its better to be on the floor next to heavy equipment like a fridge or car.
GeraldTarrant over 13 years ago
Jason prepares to play HvZ.
JoePhan over 13 years ago
man i wish i could get my nerf guns to do that!
Biltil Premium Member over 13 years ago
Everyone knows zombies have to be decapitated or set on fire. Fitting the saw blades on the nerf gun should be easy enough (Gordon Freeman could do it). Now to fill the super soaker with flammable liqiud :)
firedome over 13 years ago
@Doctor11you’re absolutely right…the vampires who currently run our government won’t let them!
gorba over 13 years ago
Al Gore invented zombies.
DerkinsVanPelt218 over 13 years ago
In case Shredder takes over New York…In case Team Rocket starts looting our Pokémon…In case Rita sends us a monster to destroy our city…In case the Decepticons invade our country…
Creature950 over 13 years ago
Some scientists think that puffer fish venom, and some other ingredients, can be used to make “zombie powder”.
edgeways over 13 years ago
yeeeeah… they also have angles.. erm.. “taking advantage of” women (can’t say the “r” word here) in scripture and the earth is flat and so on and so on.
silentshadow over 13 years ago
If you ask me, that sounds fun,(the nerf gun stuff)
DCBoy over 13 years ago
Jason, In case you didn’t know…Zombies aren’t real.
silentshadow over 13 years ago
i want one of his nerf guns(real bad)
fmasroor almost 13 years ago
The CDC has a plan for a zombie apocalypse.
sonicmario2 over 12 years ago
Call bloom and doom seed companies
SuperCharged5- over 4 years ago
HD
Me_Me over 3 years ago
Is it just me, or did the strips suddenly get bigger?
Minecraft Pro (simp detective. about 3 years ago
Can we talk about how clean the pen point is rn
LeviticusTheLanky almost 2 years ago
I would replace the tips of nerf bullets with bb bullets or I would put sowing pins through the bullet to give it a sharp tip. I would also put flammable liquid in my water guns and have a lighter handy.