I remember the first few times I used the auto check out at the grocery store… acting like I knew what I was doing as the line behind me seemed to grow really fast. I can’t ask questions; this is supposed to be obvious!
“What do you mean ‘set it on the scale’? It is on the scale!” “Why is it now talking to me in Spanish?” "
John Abrams: In my early days, I had a ’57 VW beetle. I stopped tailgaters by adjusting one of the windshield washer outlets so it totally missed the windshield, squirted over the car, and hit the windshield of the tailgater. They backed offf quickly.
shoutout over 13 years ago
I remember the first few times I used the auto check out at the grocery store… acting like I knew what I was doing as the line behind me seemed to grow really fast. I can’t ask questions; this is supposed to be obvious!
“What do you mean ‘set it on the scale’? It is on the scale!” “Why is it now talking to me in Spanish?” "
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 13 years ago
That’s why this world is in such a mess these days!
hippogriff over 13 years ago
John Abrams: In my early days, I had a ’57 VW beetle. I stopped tailgaters by adjusting one of the windshield washer outlets so it totally missed the windshield, squirted over the car, and hit the windshield of the tailgater. They backed offf quickly.
EricAlder over 13 years ago
Boy, you pour your heart into your concert performance and all you get is sarcastic clapping? (Tough crowd!)