It’s tough when there’s no diversions to go along with “talk.” Things like, smartphones, videogames, cable, lava lamps, X-Box, alcohol, checkers can smooth over the awkward moments!
Oh, Liz. When will you women ever learn that the word “talk” is kryptonite to a man? Any time a man hears something that sounds like “We need to talk,” he knows he’s in trouble, and that he’s in over his head, and he instantly goes into panic mode!
In my house, the positions are reversed. My husband is the navel gazer, and when he asks “what are you thinking,” and I reply something like “I was wondering what to make for dinner”—well, the results aren’t pretty. I feel for Jon.
The idea is never to talk, guys. The idea is to occasionally nod, say something that shows you’ve been paying attention and actually LISTEN to her. She will likely have a lot more words than you do so it’s really not much of a trick. Helps if you actually care about her to begin with, too. And Big, you’d be surprised how action you get by talking. )
The best communication is to talk ! talking less is dangerous ! so, better talk and talk , listen to whom who is talking to and talk to the one who is talking to you.
codycab over 13 years ago
RED ALERT!!!
fmasroor over 13 years ago
Not like he has much to talk about.
adubman over 13 years ago
It’s tough when there’s no diversions to go along with “talk.” Things like, smartphones, videogames, cable, lava lamps, X-Box, alcohol, checkers can smooth over the awkward moments!
legaleagle48 over 13 years ago
Oh, Liz. When will you women ever learn that the word “talk” is kryptonite to a man? Any time a man hears something that sounds like “We need to talk,” he knows he’s in trouble, and that he’s in over his head, and he instantly goes into panic mode!
Catfeet Premium Member over 13 years ago
This can’t be good.
AnonymousUser over 13 years ago
I don’t know why Jon was so nervous.I mean, it wasn’t THE talk.
awesome person over 13 years ago
OUCH
Deezlebird over 13 years ago
In my house, the positions are reversed. My husband is the navel gazer, and when he asks “what are you thinking,” and I reply something like “I was wondering what to make for dinner”—well, the results aren’t pretty. I feel for Jon.
Dkram over 13 years ago
Imagine her naked? Jon would need a respirator.
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lewisbower over 13 years ago
Why do I feel it easier to talk to my cat than HER? Oh yeah, the cat doesn’t talk back. or on and on and on.
mayor of chelsea over 13 years ago
thats why i have two cats and no girl friend
Justice22 over 13 years ago
“Couldn’t we just text a little bit?”
Number Three over 13 years ago
She’s overdone her Makeup.
LOL LOL. No wonder he looks scared!
xxxx
Josie718 over 13 years ago
oh.. oh…..lol
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
The idea is never to talk, guys. The idea is to occasionally nod, say something that shows you’ve been paying attention and actually LISTEN to her. She will likely have a lot more words than you do so it’s really not much of a trick. Helps if you actually care about her to begin with, too. And Big, you’d be surprised how action you get by talking. )
michael100 over 13 years ago
say jon why are you scared of liz saying talk.
abatheguy over 13 years ago
Jon’s second line: “I have a dog, too.” :)
titihotty over 13 years ago
her lips are big
tabugok over 13 years ago
The best communication is to talk ! talking less is dangerous ! so, better talk and talk , listen to whom who is talking to and talk to the one who is talking to you.
Romeo2Delta2 about 7 years ago
Reminds me of one of my favorite Calvin and Hobbes strips. 16 Feb. 1986
Give me comics or give me death over 3 years ago
um, Talk?