Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 17, 2011
June 16, 2011
June 18, 2011
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, neighbor bob. How goes it?
Neighbor: Great, Pig... Just got back from vacation. I was able to take a ton of good photos. Here, let me show you.
Rat: It's the best way to handle that.
Rat: “Nip it in the bud! You got to nip it in the bud! … Nip it! You go read any book you want on the subject of boring people, and you’ll find that every one of ‘em is in favor of bud-nippin’… Only one way to take care of it.”
I’m beginning to understand why Neighbor Bob does not get along with his neighbors, housemates Rat and Pig…. And for the record, Your Honor, I stipulate that Rat spilled his coffee today!
Family pictures, slides, and videos are meant to be enjoyed by those who experienced them. For others 99% of the time it’s worse than waiting long at the dentists office before a root canal.
Rat, you did what I am always visualizing of doing when my co-workers want to show me a picture(s) of every little thing they do in precious little lives!
I’m a photographer and I still agree with Rat. Vacation photos should never be shown to anyone but the vacationers.P.S. – Vacation photos are a reason to stay away from Facebook.
margueritem over 13 years ago
Rat, they weren’t slides…
zero over 13 years ago
Rat bats clean up…
Arianne over 13 years ago
Pig: “Nip it?”Rat: “In the bud.”
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
I’m beginning to understand why Neighbor Bob does not get along with his neighbors, housemates Rat and Pig…. And for the record, Your Honor, I stipulate that Rat spilled his coffee today!
x_Tech over 13 years ago
So I’m guessing no one wants to see my Sunset slides?Say, how about Altamont?
Hugh B. Hayve over 13 years ago
Good thing Bob didn’t mention the home movies he took, Rat might have shot him.
Colt9033 over 13 years ago
I guess RAT didn’t want see pictures from Vegas. Those show girls won’t be “HIS” speed.
StockTrader Premium Member over 13 years ago
I agree with Rat 100%
AnonymousUser over 13 years ago
Family pictures, slides, and videos are meant to be enjoyed by those who experienced them. For others 99% of the time it’s worse than waiting long at the dentists office before a root canal.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
What would Rat have done if they were home movies?
hariseldon59 over 13 years ago
Another Bob bites the dust.
CoBass over 13 years ago
I hate to admit it, but when Rat’s right, he’s right.
BurritoBandito over 13 years ago
Vacation pictures are for Facebook.
fmasroor over 13 years ago
Pig: GASP
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 13 years ago
Dadgumit, rat beat me to it, Bob! DUCK! Bob!….☻
litcia391 over 13 years ago
Rat, you did what I am always visualizing of doing when my co-workers want to show me a picture(s) of every little thing they do in precious little lives!
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
If they were baby pictures, the proper use of that bat would be right in the mouth; that way, you cut down on the baby-talk significantly.
bmonk over 13 years ago
Not very realistic. Most people would be holding their camera to show you the pics.I mean, he’s already got them printed out?
philphan25 over 13 years ago
I wouldv’e just run away, but a bat does the job just as well.
mac47 over 13 years ago
I hate braggers.
rgcviper over 13 years ago
To Radish:
And, Rat ain’t very subtle, either, is he?
pocounohamster over 13 years ago
Strip is funny, but I really do not like the new lay out of this web page. I liked being able to 1-5 stars and some other features from your old page.
hitman4cookies over 13 years ago
I’m a photographer and I still agree with Rat. Vacation photos should never be shown to anyone but the vacationers.P.S. – Vacation photos are a reason to stay away from Facebook.
slimbrownweed about 13 years ago
gee,whered you get that idea?
NJ Lyon almost 13 years ago
How many Neighbor Bobs do Rat and Pig have? They all look different. I’ve only ever seen this one twice.
................arya+eragon=love............. over 11 years ago
really? you’ve come up with that just now?tisk, tisk