C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for July 10, 2011

I like a concert at the beach!

What, no pitchers of martinis?

Judging by the shape of those notes, Donna can’t sing but thinks she can.

Love it! Go, Donna! Some favorite surfin’ oldies, fun in the sun, a teeny greenie bikini! And, then, Mona, bitter, old-before-her-time, party-pooping, stick-in-the-…err…tush?

[4th try: success?]

Bubbly bimbo braying Beach Boys ballads – bombastic beach blanket buffoonery.

hm, I guess I would be an impal-ee as opposed to an impaler

Hey! Quit blocking our view of the bottom part of Donna’s Bikini!