Wrong words, and at the wrong time. Sweet 16 [11th grade=should be 16 years old] may not make it to 17. How old is Donna, anyway? Is she (gasp!) a college grad?
Donna: “What do you read, my girl?”Girl: “Slanders, madam. For the satirical rogue says here that old women have gray hairs, their boobs sagging, their skin dry and flaking like an old onion, and that they have mustache problems, together with most broad butts—all which, madam, though I most powerfully and potently believe, yet I hold it not honesty to have it thus set down. For yourself, madam, shall grow as old as I am—if like a crab you could go backward.”
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
Wrong words, and at the wrong time. Sweet 16 [11th grade=should be 16 years old] may not make it to 17. How old is Donna, anyway? Is she (gasp!) a college grad?
x_Tech over 13 years ago
Just one way to settle this…Wet tee shiirt contest
I think M Smokey would agree.
Ray_C over 13 years ago
This is shaping up like the plot of a Reese Witherspoon movie.
That could be fun!
The missing M. Smokey over 13 years ago
Yeah, we’ll need to see the evidence.
Plods with ...™ over 13 years ago
Wow – - – this girl has no social skills whatsoever…
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
Donna: “What do you read, my girl?”Girl: “Slanders, madam. For the satirical rogue says here that old women have gray hairs, their boobs sagging, their skin dry and flaking like an old onion, and that they have mustache problems, together with most broad butts—all which, madam, though I most powerfully and potently believe, yet I hold it not honesty to have it thus set down. For yourself, madam, shall grow as old as I am—if like a crab you could go backward.”