Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 29, 1985

hehehe

I like oatmeal

:D:D..gr8 one…

:)

She’s having PMS. Lol

king henry the 8th chopped of anne’s head for not giving him a son & who’s fault was it

He just “lives” there, so I guess the stork brought Calvin?

This is probably why she decided to start buying Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs.

ooo a biology reference. watterson is such a nerd comedian.

she finally cracks

Last panel: The Incredible Shrinking Man. Or : As from the days of ” Rocky and Bullwinkle,” Moron Found Dead on Keyboard!

I HATE OATMEAL! DAD SHE IS RIGHT IT IS YOUR FAULT!!

this is one of the most hilarious comic strip ever..”chromosome”.. i still laugh when i think of it even after a year passed when i first read this !!

STOP YELLING HOBBS YOU EVEN SPELLED IT WRONG!

Anyway, Calvin has issues with talking food.

good one mom… chromosomes!!!

the oatmeal really did that!

Sweet little girl? Obviously she doesn’t remember her teenage years, teenage girls are way worse than anything Calvin could ever do!

Bet Calvin knows!

No comic strip is all bad that includes vile glop.

Yaaaa!!! Death to oatmeal!!!! lol! Hahahahaa!!!

This is probably why she decided to start buying Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs.

We just read this.

Whenever there’s a troublesome child it’s always the other parent’s fault.

her head is turned 180 degrees. hows that possible haha

women are never sweet. they are worse than us men. i bet calvin’s mom would regret what she said by the time the girl turns 13 and does nothing but whine all day

LOL Poor daddy…

The feeling is mutual

Don’t kill the messenger!

That lady must be an owl!

I did not know mom had the ability to turn her head 360 degrees!

Ah, his first ‘THE FOOD IS ALIVE!’ scene.

Maybe a NEW strip: ‘Susie & bun’!

As long as we are going science, you need both parents’ chromosomes to actually have a child at all.

Her neck must hurt from having her head on backwards in the top frame.

Whether Calvin was a girl or a boy, there would still be plenty of aliens, monsters, and evil oatmeal blobs.

What the mum says is weird.

Yeah

Poor dad

that’s dumb that she’s blaming it on him lol

Since when was oatmeal green

Calvin, you can kill oatmeal eating it.

Dad can’t do anything about his chromosomes, that’s just too harsh.

i guess im a “sweet little girl” that pulls knifes out on people

When they were making hi. She probably didn’t care wether it was a boy or girl, she probably was too focused on the act of creating a human being. You know the one I’m talking bout? Good.

I hate oatmeal.

My favorite oatmeal is the packets with the little fruit pieces.

Given what the Mom says to the Dad, I’m positively sure the Dad was a LOT like Calvin when he was a kid.

Only Sims can truly confirm the genders of their babies…

They knew what chromosomes where in the 80s

harsh, calvin’s mom.

The neck of the mother on the second panel is broken, isn’t it? I mean, her head is turned almost 180 degress…

Well, that’s just uncalled for.