Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 24, 1986

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    rammy  over 15 years ago

    why no comment??? im reading this frm the start…

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    TheSoCalledExpert  over 14 years ago

    Why they gotta dis salmon?

    Logically speaking, Calvin isn’t doing his homework, so he doesn’t need to eat the salmon.

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    mrleaffan  over 14 years ago

    Yet you commented anyway.

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    ricpent  over 14 years ago

    LOL! mrl..!

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    insidethenfl  almost 14 years ago

    See, mrleaffan, you used ur account more than once!;)

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    fishbulb239  almost 14 years ago

    Hobbes’s answer could well be correct. If you subtract enough, you get Atlanta. If you keep subtracting, you get Texas. The “city” (and in this instance I use the term quite loosely) equivalent of absolute zero is, of course, Phoenix.

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    bmonk  over 13 years ago

    How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    One to hold the purple spotted giraffe, one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools, and one to watch the raindrops on the window.

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    hihigirl  over 13 years ago

    Why are all the people who commented are at least a month??

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    hihigirl  over 13 years ago

    old, I mean

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    codeplay  about 13 years ago

    wow! it’s like a war is going on this page.

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    yow4zip Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Calvin wanted to subtract the salmon from his plate.

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    BarrelO'Molasses Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Anyone else see the Universal Press Syndicate watermark at the top?

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    BarrelO'Molasses Premium Member about 8 years ago

    I luv salmon by the way.

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    VEGAS77477  over 4 years ago

    My go to answer, Atlanta Georgia

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    Nate Wright (Mischief God)  over 3 years ago

    Calvin’s going to get a F on his homework.

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    alexzinuro  5 months ago

    “No, but that was a gifted response…despite the fact that it has _nothin’ _ to do, with mathematics, in any way”.

    —Principal Pimpell (played by Kenan Thompson)

    SOURCE:

    •"Tia & Tamera Mowry/LL Cool J". All That , written by Kevin Kopelow,

    Heath Seifert, Steve Freeman, and Alex Reid, season 3, episode 1,

    Tollin/Robbins Productions, Nickelodeon Productions, Nov. 16, 1996, 338.

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