Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for July 12, 2011

How does one make Humble pie?

He does have a point, Broomie.

Maybe, pouncingtiger, but Broomie’s capable of a little humbling of her own.

Chocolate pie, or die, Bud! You can’t fool the witch!

To make Humble Pie, one must begin with a large serving of Crow………

I got lost at Humble Pie (couldn’t have been the drugs), couldn’t find my friends, and got picked up by some weird dude who wanted me to go to Mexico. That was 40 years ago. Glad weird stuff like that doesn’t happen anymore.

Yet strangely enough, SUSAN, four-and-twenty blackbirds is considered a meal fit for a king.

And so, Broomie learns the lesson that everyone should learn: Don’t tick off the guy who handles your food.

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Am I the only one who thinks the waiter might be Frank Nelson?

Humble pie is made with lower crust, wallflour, aww-shucks of corn…

Good one!