La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for June 24, 2011

It has taken 235 years to sweep away mists of confusion and deception to get down to the truth. Thank you Sarah for bringing to us, the befuddled masses yearning to be enlightened this magnificent tome. “Sarah Palin’s HISTORY of AMERICA, don’tcha know”.

Why do YOU care whether anyone considers Sarah Palin to be a ditz? A dweeb? A doofus? A silly cow who had way too many children… or whatever??? (I could go on but for brevity… I’ll stop.)Really. Why does ANY of this get your hackles up. Why does it matter to YOU?Why are you bothering to read (and respond to) a comic strip that you REALLY don’t like? Don’t you have more productive things to do with your time? Hmm?And, fwiw, “amusement” is not the same as “obsession” Check it out. I’ll wait. (Jeopardy tune)DING!What? No answer? What a surprise.Me? I really hope she runs. I love funny, and Tina Fey rocks.Note: I am not defending Obama. I don’t need to.. Your attack of him reveals more about you than you might like.. and it also reveals more about Sarah Palin supporters than you, or she, might like.

@Don Schofield…..my sentiments exactly…..it is obvious that the liberal platform in a sign of weakness is based on ridiculing the competition.@baileydean….there was no “attack” on Obama….you really must get a grip on life.@Lalo Alcaraz…..you have taken full advantage of one Sarah Palin gaffe……isn’t it time to move on to another subject, otherwise, you will look foolish also.

Don, if you are talking about my having an obsession with Sarah Palin (being as how you and I are the only ones replying so far – I take it you mean me) that is very, very far from the truth except to check and see what dumb thing she has done today. My thought on the latest thing she has done / said is, “Sarah, show us your jury summons!” Mr. Trump, thank you for the straight line. Don, my comment before yours was very much tounge in cheek. This time I am very serious. “SARAH, SHOW US YOUR JURY SUMMONS!!!”

I did use the word “attack” — I did. Admitted. I am ALSO the first person to admit that I — a real honest-to-gosh person (a phrase I actually use when speaking and typing, by hand, myself) — made a mistake. You care to “man up”…? Can you?Care to back off of your oddly timed and placed support of Palin in the COMICS pages??? You may have no sense of humor, but these comics ARE funny, witty, and are fitting to the times and the… players. Get over it.The “Honored Opposition” should always be the honored opposition… and nothing less than that.

Ooops! Looks like I was taking too long deciding if I wanted pork loin or center cut pork ribs from Rudy’ BBQ and 3 folks cut in front of me. (JOKING! JOKING!)- @bailydean – I liked what you all said. Really, the (Jeopardy tune) Ding! Masterful. Tina Fey — rocks, maybe ‘wobbles’ is a little more like it (baby due late summer).- @Lalo Alcaraz – I believe the rule of comedy is ‘3 times and move on.’ However, the rule does not say anywhere that you can not come back to that subject. (please)

Looks like my fries are ready. Speaking of fries, do y’all have any deep-fried KoolAide?

…everyone knows the free speech only goes to the tea party gang…government only for them…it must be great being so right all the time that if anyone disagrees with you they must be attacked …but that’s how they play.They eat their young and free will can not be tolerated.Tow the line or pay the consequences. They are the Brog don’t cha know doing the brown shirt high step….wait!?! Did I say that out loud!?!