Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 24, 1986
September 23, 1986
September 25, 1986
Transcript:
Mom: If that bully is extorting money, I'm going to call the school and put an end to it. Calvin: Don't do that! If Moe finds out I squealed, I'm a goner! Mom: This kid can't get away with stealing, Calvin. Somebody's got to do something. Calvin: Here's a list of what I'm wearing. See you at the morgue.
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HumorMeDark over 13 years ago
Melodramatic and creative as usual. :)
yow4zip Premium Member over 13 years ago
School playground as prison yard.
bmonk over 13 years ago
[sigh] If only there were a permanent solution to endemic problems like bullying. And sin in general.
VRAssassinCreed about 10 years ago
Poor calvin
donerito about 7 years ago
Mom’s just don’t understand that the rules of the playground and the rules of the mafia are the same – never be a rat or you will be ‘sleeping with the fishes’.
Me2times. over 6 years ago
I understand his position all too well. Snitches get stitches applies here