Pickles by Brian Crane for June 21, 2011

Huh?

Earl has more excuses the Carter’s got pills.

@Llewellenbruce……..Carter’s pills? Hmmmm, you must be as old as I am to remember those. My dad made sure there was a bottle in each bathroom medicine cabinet. For you youngsters out there, they were called, “Carter’s Little Liver Pills”. And I found out later in life, they had nothing to do with the liver. Now I’m trying to remember just what they did do….

C’mon Earl, up an at ’em.

We called them ’Carter’s Little Farter Starters’. I don’t know if that was their purpose either ;-)

they were like one-a-day lil red pills in the glass bottle, vitamins!

Try ear plugs, Earl.

Carter’s pills are a laxative.

Good point Earl.

Earl just pay a kid to mow your lawn.

When you learn how to do that you can teach me, Earl.

Just let Roscoe start grazing…

Bats have the ability to close their ear canals. Earlids!

Back a couple hundred years or so ago, sheep were used to keep the lawn at the White House “mowed”.

Instead of learning to squint his ears, why doesn’t he just mow the lawn. He should do something.

Is that anything like Carter’s little peanuts? For the peanut farmer.