Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 05, 1986
October 04, 1986
October 06, 1986
Transcript:
Hobbes: I'm hungry. When's lunch? Calvin: Right now. Hi, Susie! Susie: Oh look, you've got your stuffed tiger! Can I squeeze him? Calvin: What are you, crazy? Hobbes is a ferocious man-eating jungle beast! Susie: Ferocious? He looks fuzzy and cuddly to me! Calvin: Ha! Beneath that soft exterior lie terrible mandibles of bone-crushing death! He'll grind you into hamburger! Each mighty paw hides razor-sharp claws to rip the living hide off any human that wanders too close! He's a monster! Susie: No, he's not. He's a big cutie. Calvin: Oh no! I can't look!! Calvin: ...So what happened to the mandibles of death, you sissy furball?!? Hobbes: I was beguiled by her feminine charms. Yow. Go soak your head.
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EastEmi almost 14 years ago
Susie in the second panel of the bottom is also a big cutie!
Catnat over 13 years ago
We females can do anything. It’s too bad the men don’t notice.
HumorMeDark about 13 years ago
Is there an echo in here? lol
bmonk about 13 years ago
The female lion is the hunter; the males are the bullies.
Tigers are much more solitary, and so less distinct in habits.
yow4zip Premium Member about 13 years ago
Females are Hobbes’ weakness.
LadyBlanc over 11 years ago
Of course, we could get all psychoanalytical on Hobbes as a manifestation of Calvin’s subconscious and examine the conflict between his agression towards Susie and Hobbes’ affection for her, noting that the affection is what won out here. **But that would be overdoing it, right?
jassonlsm76 almost 9 years ago
One word: YOW!
Firestar almost 4 years ago
I rather ship Hobbes & Susie rather than Calvin & Hobbes!!
CalvinAndHobbes658 over 3 years ago
HOLY
KageKat 6 months ago
I find it fascinating that Hobbes doesn’t put too much emphasis on that last part, even with that cheesy grin on his face – Susie’s wiles are just a fact of life!