Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for June 28, 2011
June 27, 2011
June 29, 2011
Transcript:
Woman: Darn. All these coupons are expired. We could have saved 50 cents on 9 cans of dog food. Man: We don't have a dog. Woman: Still...50 cents.... Man: No wonder we're going to die on the dole.
“On the dole”? Haven’t heard that one for a long time.
While I’m at it, I want to thank all of you who work and pay taxes so I don’t have to work. I don’t believe anyone has the right to take money from those who have earned it to give to those who haven’t. But since they are going to take your money anyway, and as long as I’m not the one who is robbing you, and as long as I thank you, I figure I deserve it more than someone who believes in redistributing your wealth. If I could stop them, I would. Maybe you can, and that would be great by me.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 13 years ago
Coupons do sometimes make you buy more. I think it’s a psychological thing.
Yukoneric over 13 years ago
And buying generic is still cheaper!
montycantsin2 over 13 years ago
“Ever eat a pine tree? Many parts are edible.” —Euell Gibbons, outdoorsman (1911-1975)
pschearer Premium Member over 13 years ago
“On the dole”? Haven’t heard that one for a long time.
While I’m at it, I want to thank all of you who work and pay taxes so I don’t have to work. I don’t believe anyone has the right to take money from those who have earned it to give to those who haven’t. But since they are going to take your money anyway, and as long as I’m not the one who is robbing you, and as long as I thank you, I figure I deserve it more than someone who believes in redistributing your wealth. If I could stop them, I would. Maybe you can, and that would be great by me.
REDROCKER51 over 13 years ago
i thought a dole was a pineapple….