Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 04, 1988
October 03, 1988
October 05, 1988
Transcript:
Calvin: Greetings, I am an x-387 robot probe sent from Jupiter. Mom: Mm-hmm. Calvin: My sensort indicate trace amounts of chocolate in the pantry. Please load some in my scoop for analysis. Mom: No, you'll spoil your appetite. Calvin: My mission must not fail. Prepare for annihlation, pitiful earth female. Mom: Go back to Jupiter, X-3 whatever.
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bmonk about 11 years ago
This earthling does not seem intimidated. She is calling our bluff.
yow4zip Premium Member about 11 years ago
Take me to your chocolate.
GAT17 almost 10 years ago
This reminds me A LOT of Jason from Foxtrot.
AdmiralMercurial almost 9 years ago
I feel like “Go back to Jupiter” is a racist remark against Jovian-Earthlings.
TheNerdGuy over 3 years ago
Again, we see Calvin attempting a well-prepared stunt to get candy and failing. If a kid today showed that level of creativity, he would be called a genius.