B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 29, 2011

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The risk of falling of the couch and breaking your neck is too high! Old joke again.

I’m not flexible enough to lick my own feet either. And I can’t think of any possible reason why I’d want to!!!HERE, WOLFIE!

“I think you better pet him first.”

This strip appears to have gone to the dogs.

I’m glad I can’t lick my feet!

If you can put your feet in your mouth…(Once Fat Broad, rebuffing a love note from Thor sent via Dookey Bird, told Thor to stick his feet in his mouth and wiggle his toes for 20 years – which Thor started doing, and which Dookey Bird thought “an endearing sight”.)

I’ll stick to licking my own fingers and possibly my own llps. That talent enough to satisfy me. Wolf may not bite, but I bet it’d make him growl.

I guess he wishes he could put his foot into his mouth because you can’t get elected without that talent.

come on, that is obviously a euphemism for what else dogs can lick on themselves that men wish they could.

Why do dogs do that? Because they can… @Number 6: “Be seeing you!”

So many potential hilariously wrong comments to be made…

From the other side:Young Dog: Dad, why do humans pick their noses?Dad Dog: Because they can.

Hey, people let fish give them pedicures, personally, i’d prefer a dog licking my feet to fish munching at them!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, too!

The way I heard it is: Wow your dog can lick his own errr feet. I wish I could do that.

You probably can, but you better pet him first.

And there’s a reason we’re left to wishin’. tojm

Har har!

If we could lick ourselves, we would be sitting in caves, and civilization would have never developed

Wolfie doesn’t look to thrilled about the prospect…..

The joke would work better without the “own.”Your dog can lick his feet?

That ain’t the way I heard it. But yours is printable!

R_Noonan63, Peter Sellers movie—loved it!

Then there’s this one:

Two guys are sitting on a park bench when a beautiful woman walking a dog on a leash goes by.

Guy #1: “Wow, is she a knockout!”Guy #2: “The one holding the leash isn’t bad either.”