Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 28, 2011

Wonder whose garage that was in?

Wait,you mean the rest of Donald is from this planet????

Too funny! and, I am afraid, entirely possible!!

We in the great state of Ill-Annoy (motto: “where the governors make the license plates”) have known for some time that the… substance… atop the head of former governor Rod “Bleepin’ Golden” Blagojevich was in fact some kind of alien life form. We also sorta suspected the similar substance atop The Donald might be related. Don’t get the two in the same room… we don’t want a repeat of the “tribble incident…”

And the Grand Canyon began as an excavation for an alien landfill that stopped due to extragalactic debt ceiling limitations that were exceeded. Lucky for us.

D Trump hair = alien dust bunny

That;s what I like about “The Donald”! He has so much self confidence that he doesn’t care that he looks like an idiot!

And the alien caretakers, who barely look human and have no idea what acceptable human behavior is, are now on a TV show called “Jersey Shore.”

The only one I believe is the last one.

As Puddleglum says, that thing on Trump’s head is totally a tribble.

I have travelled from the future to tell you all that The Donald has been elected President of the United States in 2016.

And you thought Arnold being governor of California was weird.