Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 09, 2011

I think this is going to be a good one, like the last golf story. I hate Kenny already. What a sour face!Always good to see more of Molly.

What am I driving? A number 1 wood, dude — buzz off.

Kenny has to be 16 at a minimum. Seems like he’s a little old for this program. Just like last summer, there will be teenagers Gil would know if they attended Milford. There must be a snooty private school for kids like Kenny. Do any longtime readers know if Milford has a rival like that?

@chiphilton The nearest snooty private school is Saint Fabian’s. The Peakes sent their kids there, which says it all.

Looks like golf camp is punishment for this kid.

P2 – line up for your golf school initiation hazing!

Gil has him bent over looks like he’s gonna drive him

What am I driving? A lousy Ford Taurus, that’s why I’m so grouchy!

I’m a little worried about Gil. Here he is behind a young lad talking about “driving” when the seductive Molly is strutting around. Let’s face it Mimi is at home hitting the pool boy…c’mon Gil.

But it was a minivan that cut Gil off.

P3: “Assume the position. Now we will consecrate the bonds of obedience. SMACK! Thank you sir may I have another!”

If I was a 16-year old who had to drive a mini-van to summer “Golf camp” I’d be a sourpuss too.

And why Gil still obssessing about a minor traffic incident?

Gil will get even on the course. Golf cart rage.

Guess who was driving the vehicle that cut Gil off?

You got him bent over Gil. Make him bark like a dog. He’s wearing green cause he knows you love it.

Imagine how upset Gil is going to be when Kenny starts dating Molly.

Also a bit creepy the way Gil is standing in front of the stetching kid in P2 – while you’re down there, son.