Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 22, 1989
Transcript:
Calvin: Ok, let's see...if the wind is blowing north-northeast as 6 MPH, and I throw the snowball due west at 90 MPH with a slight top spin... Ha! Susie didn't even hear me sneak up! Now I'll cream her cranium with a barrage of snowballs! Darn these cross breexes! She didn't even notice! Susie: You're the worst shot in the world, Calvin! If it wasn't for gravity, you probably couldn't even hit the ground! Calvin: I did it! I did it! Just when it really counted, I did it! Ha ha ha! Right in the kisser! Ha ha! Bad news, Mom. I promised my soul to the devil this afternoon. Mom: Oh? That recently?
Icalasari about 14 years ago
Well, to be fair, how often do you sell your soul to yourself? :P
loverboy1988 over 13 years ago
How is it he can calculate all this but not elementary math? o.O
LadyBlanc over 11 years ago
Ha! I love this one!
z4netti over 11 years ago
“That recently?” LMAO!
yow4zip Premium Member almost 11 years ago
That was a brutal hit.
Me2times. over 6 years ago
The savagery in this strip is awesome
tom641 over 4 years ago
I remember over a decade ago there was a fan animation of this strip with voice acting. Wasn’t very good voice acting but it was still really cool to see at the time.
RandomLantern445 about 4 years ago
In the summer, Calvin throws mudballs: https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1989/05/21
The great papyrus almost 4 years ago
Eat it Susie!
AntonL.Graf over 3 years ago
What it’s like playing a stealth archer in Skyrim
noissimbus over 3 years ago
Cream-’er-Cranium. Deliciously evil.
JulianSeguin about 3 years ago
POW! Right in the kisser!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJS3a20rUVM