C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for July 31, 2011

Wineless Mona snorts like a bull! What DO they have for drinkies?

You’d be angry too if you had a piece of cauliflower stuck up your nose.

Just pour the wine into a Pepsi bottle. It ain’t wine unless you say it’s wine. Wink, wink

Try Google Translate: There is no wine! It is a … This is a disaster! Sh*t!

If you bring a bottle or two of wine to your intimate picnic, the authorities will likely turn a blind eye. If you set up a keg at the softball diamond, you’ll get cited and they’ll shut you down. If you’re camped on a bench by the jogging path and are swilling Royal vodka from a flask, you’ll get tossed in the pokey.They don’t care about the alcohol, they care about the possibility of disturbance, so discretion is key.

what is a picnic without some vino or a brewski?

Highschoolers take Pulque to school in 1 Liter Coca cola bottles and something weird in Altoid tins.

Good one , Plods!

Ah, another instance of what “TV Tropes” calls “pushing the Berserk Button”…. what, a Frenchwoman told she can neither smoke nor drink alcohol in the open air? This is hitting her national birthright on two levels!

It’s enough to send one back to Paris.