The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 31, 2011
Transcript:
Man: Nooooo The Argyle Sweater presents: Peculiar Phobias. Scopophobia: fear of being looked at. Pogonophobia: fear of beards. Ergophobia: fear of work. Porhyrophobia: fear of the color purple. Katehudsonaphobia: fear of having a Kate Hudson movie on when the remote batteries die.
machpovii3 over 13 years ago
I have foxnewsophobia and khardashianophobia.
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Parafamiliaphobia.
wicky over 13 years ago
FOX NEWS IS THE BEST!!!
corzak over 13 years ago
Fox News is the Best!Best at illegal wiretapping, hacking, bribery, extortion, blackmail, privacy theft, slander, distortion, misrepresentation . . .
corzak over 13 years ago
@A Scented FlowerGood sarcasm!
TheSpanishInquisition over 13 years ago
@Submachine — I like Fox too, for some fantasy/comedy to cheer me up in the morning.
TheSpanishInquisition over 13 years ago
Wait — did you call it Fox “News”?
NE1956 over 13 years ago
Sometimes ‘fire water’ can be whiskey, so it’s not too bad. But yeah, I like yours the best. These side ‘rants’ are kinda weird. True. Just weird. I’m mentally checking through Lucy’s (of Charlie Brown) list for CB. He’s afraid of everything.
cleokaya over 13 years ago
Argylaphobia…fear of making a comment on a comic that others see as lame or obnoxious.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Why does just about everything around here turn political? I am so sick of politics, all the politicians, I don’t care what party. And I’m sick of all the news media, and that includes the “fair and balacned CNN” which so many of you think is unbiased and the only network that tells the truth. There is NO media outlet, liberal or conservative, who doesn’t put their own spin on things and you can’t tell me there are.
I’m done now!
wicky over 13 years ago
You want fantasy/comedy, listen to obumma.
MrsCalabash over 13 years ago
@Dry:What is ‘balacned ? Did U mean black knee’d ?
pocounohamster over 13 years ago
Another great play on words!