Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 13, 2011

Caddyshack 3: Revenge of the Putters.

Kemper will choke, he still hasn’t come to terms with the pressure his old man puts on him. Could this signal the return of Torrey?

What does Molly drive to the CC….Kia Soul?? H3 Hummer??

Whose gonna teach Mollie to caddie… Sonia Henie is out. I’ll take Danny Noonan.

Any midnight putting going on?

Any excuse for Gil to get the guys to bend over again.

It’s Kenny most likely. Brian is a red shirt ensign. Dead by the commercial break.

Could be Kemper though. He might hole it. And he might sink the putt too.

Next week: Arne Duncan, Michelle Rhee and Melinda Gates skeet shoot over who gets to teach Molly how to recognize numbers from 1 to 10, with particular emphasis on “6” and “9.”

What? None of these kids can make a lousy 10 footer for the chance to bang teach Molly Kinsella how to “caddie”? What a bunch of chumps!

The much awaited return of the Kemper Open. I’m with jimmymanners on this one. Kemper holes it, sinks the putt and gains a little redemption.

“Miss it, Noonan”

Oh, no …. they killed Kenny!

All the young dudes want to get with that big amazon, Molly Kinsella

So where’s Mr. Peake with his hronker?

Don’t let Tiger help her cuz you know he’ll hit on her.

I would think MCC would be better served with Molly as the beverage cart girl.

“Caddying is a skilled labor…. for Italians” Al Czervik