A man goes into a talent agent’s office with his dog, and claims that the dog can talk. The agent wants a demonstration, so the man says to the dog, “What’s on top of a house?” and the dog says, “Roof!”
“How does sandpaper feel?” “Rough!”
“Who’s the greatest baseball player of all time?” “Ruth!”
Fed up with this, the agent throws the man and the dog out the door. The dog then turns to the man and says, “Should I have said DiMaggio?”
lewisbower over 13 years ago
At least he isn’t using an obscene adjective.
coltish1 over 13 years ago
Come on, Rölf! Timmie’s still down in the well!
jtviper7 over 13 years ago
Rolf you devil… yesterday a brunette today a blonde.
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
Old joke:
A man goes into a talent agent’s office with his dog, and claims that the dog can talk. The agent wants a demonstration, so the man says to the dog, “What’s on top of a house?” and the dog says, “Roof!”
“How does sandpaper feel?” “Rough!”
“Who’s the greatest baseball player of all time?” “Ruth!”
Fed up with this, the agent throws the man and the dog out the door. The dog then turns to the man and says, “Should I have said DiMaggio?”
rgcviper over 13 years ago
Ha—good one, Sherlock. :)