Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 12, 2011

I think he’s giving you the Biz.

Makes sense to me. Real sweeteners attack real teeth, and false sweeteners attack false teeth.

Of course.

Or maybe they cause false cavities…

Also avoid any phony baloney.

And then Google [aspartame Rumsfeld] for an eye-opener about why people are so sick (including their teeth)!