Close to Home by John McPherson for July 19, 2011

I want a roll with Hillary Clinton’s picture on it.

Nothing like sitting with a good book.

Twilight should be there

I hope twilight hasn’t become a classic yet…

I thought that “Gone with the Wind” would be on one of those rolls.

poor ol’ hillbilly guy…he has bad feelings against the U.S. Secretary of State, personal ones , I imagine..I would have thought he would have wanted to wipe with ANY pictures of people on the left, but seems fixated on this strong, smart, educated woman……

rather than classic literature put on toilet paper, transcripts of Rush Limbaugh’s radio broadcasts would be more appropriate

Dickinson? Emily Dickinson was a poet, not a novelist. Tolstoy would have been a better choice. War and Peace – that would keep rolling on!

A new fad… Read and wipe.

It would suck if someone else used the bathroom while you were reading and you missed a few pages worth. ;-)

A bad idea with good intentions. ;-)

People will use a lot of it as they wait in line.

Actually, Koji Suzuki, who wrote “The Ring” series, wrote a novel called “Drip” which was printed only on toilet paper rolls. It’s about a creature that lurks in the cracks in the walls ov a bathroom.

Winnie the Poo. Jane Eyre Freshener. The Pick-Quick Papers. A Tale of Two Sh— never mind.

Wow. I could have a cat with a degree by now. He LOVES unrolling those things!

I would only buy this product if I was a sufferer of chronic diarrhea.