Close to Home by John McPherson for July 30, 2011

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    BugDad  over 13 years ago

    Maybe but I doubt he enjoyed the embalming, much.

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    cdward  over 13 years ago

    Yeah, once they drain the blood and pump in the formaldehyde, I think the fear of being buried alive is pretty unnecessary.

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    DocOmics  over 13 years ago

    98% regarding the CAUSE of death. 100% accurate that you are dead.How would you use a long handled shovel from inside a casket? Better to use a garden trowel.

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    6ryph0n  over 13 years ago

    Yeah, by the time you’re embalmed… dead is pretty much a given.

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    lin4869  over 13 years ago

    Did you hear about the guy whose family thought he had died of an asthma attack? He was sent to the morgue, woke up and was yelling to get out. Employees freaked!

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    alan.gurka  over 13 years ago

    And don’t forget to play, “(I’ve been a miner for a) Heart of Gold.”

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