Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 25, 1990
March 24, 1990
March 26, 1990
Transcript:
Dad: Isn't this a nice way to spend the evening? We should do this more often. Calvin: I still think one of you broke the rabbit ears on purpose. Mom: It's getting late, Calvin. You'd better head up to bed. Calvin: But I'm not tired! Can't I read a little more? Mom: I don't think so. You see, we don't want you to get too smart. Calvin: You don't? Dad: Ha ha! Of course not! If you were smarter, you might realize...your "parents" are really bug-eyed aliens from Neptune! Calvin: Augh! Let me go! Let me go! Dad alien: Got the batter ready? Mom alien: Yep! Let's dunk the kid! M-mm! There's nothing like a fresh batch of earth boy waffles! Calvin: Waffles? Help! Help! Eep! poof! I wasn't asleep! I'm not tired! Mom: Look, his face was pushed into your leg so hard, it left corduroy lines! Calvin: Z
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kpreethy over 14 years ago
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww……….
Summersnow about 14 years ago
That’s the ending I always wanted to hear hahaha :D
Xalder about 10 years ago
Man he really doesn’t trust his parents.
yow4zip Premium Member over 9 years ago
There’s nothing like yummy earth boy waffles.
bmonk about 9 years ago
Don’t worry—with the way Calvin LOVES school, as long as you send him there he’s not going to get too smart. Ever.
The Shadow Ninja about 9 years ago
Seeing Calvin completely smeared in batter from head to toe is just so funny.
Larry da crocodile about 4 years ago
Calvin has become the human batter-boy
noissimbus over 3 years ago
What his “Mom” actually wanted to say was that his face was pushed into the waffle maker so hard it left waffle pattern lines!
Odie's best friend almost 3 years ago
what does he mean by rabbit ears what rabbit ears?!
RLinGoComics (REBRANDING) #StopP2025 #StoptheWars about 1 year ago
Calvin in the fifth panel (counting all panels) is priceless.
564450 28 days ago
Ik right