Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 11, 1990
April 10, 1990
April 12, 1990
Transcript:
Mom: While your dad is taking Rosalyn home, perhaps you'd like to explain what happened tonight. Calvin: Gosh mom, what's to tell? At 8:00, I put on my pajamas, brushed my teeth and went straight to bed. Nothing happened. Mom: And this? Calvin: Uh...lies! All lies! Rosalyn made me do that just so I'd get in trouble! She hates kids! None of that is true! I went straight to bed! Hobbes: Nice try, Pinocchio. Calvin: Well who would've thought Rosalyn would make me write a full confession?!
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tammsys about 12 years ago
Smart move, Rosalyn
Xalder about 10 years ago
His identity as Stupendous Man is ruined. RUINED!
yow4zip Premium Member over 9 years ago
Foiled again.
bmonk about 9 years ago
Rosalyn was always able to get the better of Calvin, in whatever guise.
sunchaunzo over 6 years ago
I’ve always believed that Calvin is raging karma for something REALLY bad one or both of his parents did in the past!
Lakshay over 6 years ago
You know, it’s really bad how Calvin’s mom keeps ignoring Calvin when he talks about his experiences with Rosalyn. Calvin’s mom should consider his side of the story too.
alexzinuro almost 5 years ago
No offense, Hobbes, but if Calvin is Pinocchio, that makes you Lampwick.
CatDefender almost 2 years ago
So he was lying about lies?
oded.haber over 1 year ago
wouD’ve ?
wiley207 6 months ago
Now we just need Calvin’s nose to have grown pretty long in the last panel!