Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 19, 1990
April 18, 1990
April 20, 1990
Transcript:
Moe: Hey, lookit the sissy who didn't sign up for recess baseball! Calvin: I'm not a sisy! Moe: Oh yeah? You'd rather play dolls on the playground with girls. Calvin: I wasn't playing with dolls! Moe: Sure you weren't! Let me see your Barbie doll, you sissy wimp! Calvin: I'm not a wimp! In fact, I was going to the office to sign up for baseball right now! Then again, if I'm not a wimp, why am I taking the path of least resistance?
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DerkinsVanPelt218 about 14 years ago
I intend to buy a Street Fighter Sakura action figure that pushes the choking hazard warning to its very limit- it has interchangeable heads, slip-on cuffs, swappable hands, a clip-on backpack and headband, and a removable sneaker. Plus, it’s Street Fighter, which would instantly end situations like this.
Fies almost 14 years ago
Oh. I didn’t know you got in situations like this. Granted, I don’t know you period…
Xalder about 10 years ago
But Moe, Calvin has babes.
yow4zip Premium Member over 9 years ago
Moe’s fist is why.
bmonk about 9 years ago
Or at least Moe’s ridicule and mocking.