Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 20, 1990
August 19, 1990
August 21, 1990
Transcript:
Calvin: This meeting of top-secret club G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid of Slimy Girls) will come to order, supreme ruler and Dictator-for-Life Calvin presiding! Hobbes: Hear hear! Calvin: President and First Tiger Hobbes will now provide us with an attendence report. Hobbes: All present and accounted for, sir! Calvin: Excellent! Now club secretary General Hobbes will review the minutes. Hobbes: It's 10:32. Calvin: Thank you. At this time we'll have a field report from Top Scout Calvin! Hobbes: You can tell this is a great club because we have so many officers.
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Pan2Fire about 11 years ago
I wish I had the title, “Dictator-for-life.”
Xalder about 10 years ago
I like Supreme Ruler.
AdmiralMercurial about 10 years ago
I first read this strip when I was 6 years old. At the time, I didn’t know what “presiding” meant, so I thought it was Calvin’s last name.
yow4zip Premium Member over 9 years ago
That’s a whole lot of authority in there.
bmonk about 9 years ago
Unfortunately, with many clubs and societies these days, the attendance and membership is down, so you get results like this, with officers holding multiple roles.
PBS1! about 5 years ago
Hobbes, he only mentioned 4 offices (the supreme ruler, the president, the secretary general, and the top scout)
noissimbus over 3 years ago
Top Scout Calvin: No sighting of slimy girls as of yet!