Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 02, 1990

Transcript:

Calvin: You call this december? Pitiful. Just pitiful. Here comes Susie. Ooh, if only I had a snowball. I'd smack it right across the back of her fat head! Hobbes: I'll bet Santa Claus heard that! Calvin: Oh, man, I forgot! I hate this time of year. Hobbes: You'd better say you're sorry. Calvin: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean it! Hobbes: You'd better say you like Susie. Calvin: What?! Never! That's going too darn far! Hobbes: You'd better say you'd like to give her muchas smoochies! Calvin: Muchas smoochies?! Susie: Hi Calvin. What are you doing. Calvin: Fighting. Go away. Susie: I don't know what's weirder - that you're fighting a stuffed animal, or that you seem to be losing. Calvin: I'm not losing! Hobbes cheats! Quit it, you! Ow! Stop it! Hobbes: After today, I'll bet Santa takes a shovel to the reindeer stalls to fill your stocking. Calvin: You're no better off than I am, buddy.