Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 05, 1990
December 04, 1990
December 06, 1990
Transcript:
Calvin: Want to hear a joke I made up? Hobbes: Sure! Calvin: What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe with Lassie? Hobbes: I give up. Calvin: A melon-collie baby! Get it?? Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Oh! Oh! Haa ha ha! He just doesn't want to face up to the fact that I'll be the life of every party.
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tammsys about 12 years ago
He sounds like my friend, except her jokes rarely ever make sense.
the calvinosaurus that calvin wanted to discover almost 10 years ago
why doesn’t he get it?
ClaraBadWolf over 9 years ago
Well, it’s funnier than one I heard the other day.
Knock-Knock.
Who’s there?
Here
Here who?
Here I am!
See, not funny! That is the kind of joke you can expect from a seven-year-old, though.
yow4zip Premium Member about 9 years ago
Hobbes is feeling melancholy after that joke.
bRedfish over 6 years ago
Nice one Calvin!
XavierKerr almost 4 years ago
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rklynch almost 4 years ago
With jokes like that, I doubt he’ll get an invite to any party….
alexzinuro about 3 years ago
Hobbes: You know what prehistoric animal always makes me happy?
Calvin: What?
Hobbes: Smilodon.
12515527 6 months ago
I get it. It’s just not a great joke