Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 08, 2008

Transcript:

"Okay, Snuffles, the F.B.I. released me from prison on the condition that I get a confession from you as to all your mysterious nighttime activities..." "Now I know about the arms you sold to the Syrians and the Pakistanis, but you don't have any other involvement with these guys, do you?" "Meow." "What do you mean you made a video you now sort of regret?" Meow to you, great Satan.