Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 09, 2008

Transcript:

"I'm turning off the Internet." "Why?" "Because instant communication is a domineering mistress. She is cruel, impatient and addictive." "But how will you communicate without e-mail?" "Meet Timmy the telgram-toting monkey." "When you absolutely, positively don't care if it gets overnight."