Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 06, 2008

Transcript:

"In an effort to promote world peace, I am putting together a list of people who are bad and in need of physical separation from the rest of the gene pool." "So what have you written down so far? People who start wars? People who hurt animals?" "'Guys who wear salmon-colored shirts.'" "They're sort of a priority."