Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 01, 2008
Transcript:
guard duck says, "Excuse me sir, but I've been thinking, and I've concluded we'd be better off living somewhere where we don't have neighbors all around us." Pig says, "Yeah, you mean move out to the country where we can get some land?" guard duck says, "I mean tear down our neighbors' homes." guard duck says, "You and I are rarely on the same page, are we, sir?"
NJ Lyon over 12 years ago
YAY the Guard Duck coloring error has stopped! And it appears that, like the crocs, he has adopted his modern appearance.
legoguy77 about 12 years ago
at least it wasn’t the hamper this time.
zianrocks2468 almost 12 years ago
Wait, PIG tied up GD?!?! Wayssss…
tigre1again almost 8 years ago
Come on, Guard Duck accepts Civilian Control of Military. He doesn’t always get on the same page as his boss, but he WORKS for Pig.In his own fashion. Pig knows that he can get much with negotiation, but GD likes to ‘blow $hlt up’, and has the stuff to do that. Also has some difficulty with impulse control, but submits to Pig’s ‘wisdom’. It’s a perfect example of civilian control. The inept and incapable loosely in charge of highly capable destroyers…with impulse control.