Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 24, 2009

Transcript:

Woman says, " Bobast cable?Can I help you?" Rat says, "You weasels raised my cable bill again. Lower it now or face my wrath." Woman says, "I'm sorry, sir, but I believe we're the only cable company in your area, so I'm afraid you don't have a lot of options." Rat says, "Oh, I've got options."