Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 08, 2009
Transcript:
Rat says, "Okay, Mr. Literature Guy, I want you to know I just read the William Faulkner classic, 'The Sound and the Fury' and I have a literary analysis." Goat says, "Oh yeah? Tell me?I'd like to hear it." Rat says, "The book makes no @#%^#$%# sense!!!!!" Rat says, "That noise you hear is the sound of nine million high school english students clapping."
KZ71 over 10 years ago
The sound of Rat’s fury is unbeatable.
pshapley Premium Member over 10 years ago
I never had to read that one, but there are half a dozen other books I had to read which fit that category. And 40 years later, English teachers are still assigning them.
Bob The Croc almost 5 years ago
Why is Goat’s coffee so black? It looks like motor oil
deathrider75 over 3 years ago
I feel the same way about Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein. Didn’t help that the only character in the book that was enjoyable was the creation.
Drunk Larry almost 3 years ago
yes :)