Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 09, 2009

Transcript:

Rat's scheme to take out the 'Pearls before swine' editor Rat says, "Hello?" Guard duck says, "Hello, sir?it's me Guard Duck..listen, our plan hit a little snag?" Rat says, "What kind of snag?" Guard Duck says ,"Well, sir, we got to the office of your 'United Feature Syndicate,' and we looked around for your editor, but...well...I think we pummeled the wrong guy." Rat says, "Who the #$%#$^ did you pummel?!?" Guard Duck says, "You tell him."