Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 09, 2010

Transcript:

Rat says, "Yo, toon boy? be advised. I have filed paperwork legally changing my name to _____." Stephan says, "You didn't say anything." Rat says, "I know. My name is now the symbol for empty space? If Prince can change his name to (symbol), I can be _____." Stephan says, "But in conversation that will just sound like a pause. So anytime anyone in the world pauses in conversation-" Rat says, "...They will be using my name in vain." Stephan says, "Why do I..." Pig says, "Hey, _____, I think Steph's calling you."