Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 04, 2010

Transcript:

Zebra says, "Well, how was your trip to Washington?? Did you get the crocs banned?" Rat says, "No. The crocs gave our senator more cash than us, so he voted for them. And man, it must have been a whole lot of cash." Zebra says, "What?? Why do you say that?" Rat says, "Because they're shooting you on the capitol steps at dawn." Zebra says, "Curse this highest bidder democracy!!" Rat says, "On a brighter note, they got you this complimentary blindfold and cigarette."