Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 12, 2010

Transcript:

Junior says, "Mom, has dad ever embarrassed you so much you've been tempted to give it all up and flee your own family?" Patty says, "Of course, but being a family means sticking together? why?" Junior says, "He's on 'Jeopardy.'" Patty says, "Goodbye, son."