Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 30, 2010

Transcript:

Pig says, "There's a boy at the door who wants to sell us cookies to raise money for a worthy cause." Rat says, "What's the cause?" Pig says, "Surgical removal of unwanted hair. He says it's a problem for millions." Rat says, "Oh, please. Since when is the removal of an unwated mustache or unibrow a worthy cause?" Pig says, "We'll pass."