Kermit the Frog: You know I went green before it became the cool thing to do.
’S true!
What color was Kermit before he “went” green?
Hipster Kermit? All he needs now are the thick rimmed glasses…
Wasn’t easy, was it?
That chick is wearing a push-up bra with a 1940s hairstyle, and is drinking blue wine while talking to a frog. She is confused.
Excuse me ma’am, would you like a frog in your throat?
Difference between frog and horn toad……Frogs “Rib it, rib it”……..☻
You got to kiss alot of frogs before you find your handsome prince! ; )
I hope Ms. Piggy isn’t anywhere near..or he’ll be ‘red’..w/blood..on the outside.
Invite her back to your “pad” Kermit!
And “Its not easy bein’ green.”
Unfortunately for Kermit part of him will be going home part blue tonight and its not because of the drink.
Dan Thompson
margueritem over 13 years ago
’S true!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago
What color was Kermit before he “went” green?
kullyrai over 13 years ago
Hipster Kermit? All he needs now are the thick rimmed glasses…
runar over 13 years ago
Wasn’t easy, was it?
konradh over 13 years ago
That chick is wearing a push-up bra with a 1940s hairstyle, and is drinking blue wine while talking to a frog. She is confused.
cleokaya over 13 years ago
Excuse me ma’am, would you like a frog in your throat?
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 13 years ago
Difference between frog and horn toad……Frogs “Rib it, rib it”……..☻
ProfessorKid over 13 years ago
You got to kiss alot of frogs before you find your handsome prince! ; )
madvirgo over 13 years ago
I hope Ms. Piggy isn’t anywhere near..or he’ll be ‘red’..w/blood..on the outside.
mrnathat over 13 years ago
Invite her back to your “pad” Kermit!
steelersneo over 13 years ago
And “Its not easy bein’ green.”
Austria almost 12 years ago
Unfortunately for Kermit part of him will be going home part blue tonight and its not because of the drink.