Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 03, 1992

Transcript:

Calvin: Uh oh. Stop this right now! I had big plans outside today and I don't want to see them ruined! Hey! Are you listening?! Stop raining! I mean it!! Oh ho! You want to play rough, do you?! Fine! It's man against the elements! Conscious being versus insentient nature! My wits against your force! We'll see who triumphs! Do your worst! C'mon. Let's ee what you've got! You can't crush the human spirit! On behalf of all earthly life, I defy you!! Ha ha! This is just a little bath! Big deal! I think I'll take off my clothes and splash around! What do you say to that?! Ow! Ow! What's with the hail?! That's fighting dirty! No fair!! Are you trying to kill me?! Ow! What's wrong with you?! Oh! Oh! I'm going in! Ow! I quit! I quit! Mom: I'll bet there's an explanation for this, and I'll bet I don't want to hear it. Calvin: The universe has an attitude, Mom!