Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 18, 1992

Transcript:

Calvin: Ok, there's a picture of me looking well-adjusted and playing sports. That oughta do it. Hobbes: You hate sports. Calvin: Yeah, but people believe what they see, and now we've got a photographic document of a fake childhood ready for any future biographical needs I may have! Pretty shrewd planning, huh? Hobbes: Except for one detail. Suppose the photographer doesn't keep quiet? Calvin: You drive a hard bargain, flea-bait. Hobbes: Ooh, now Maggot-Man is about to reveal his secret identity to Amazon-Babe!