Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 19, 1992

Transcript:

Calvin: Oh man, Susie's right in range! It's a clear shot! I can't miss! Hobbes: I thought you were going to do ten spontaneous acts of good will a day. Calvin: It's not even noon. I'll do 'em after lunch. Hobbes: Look, doing ten good acts isn't going to impress Santa if you do bad things all morning! Calvin: Suppose I just graze her jaw and knock some fillings loose. That would be in the gray area, don't you think? Hobbes: Don't expect to play with all my presents when you don't get any.