Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 23, 1993
Transcript:
Calvin: Oh man, there goes the game! What a dumb sport. I hate baseball. What's the use of trying? Hobbes: I haven't started around the ba-ases yet! Calvin: Huh? Hobbes: La de da da! I'm walkinnngg! Oh look at the pretty flower! I think I'll stop and smell it! Calvin: Ooooooooooooh. Hobbes: Uh oh! My shoe's untied! Better have a seat and tie it! Calvin: Rrrrrrrrr. Hobbes: Now I'm hopping backwards! Look at me! I'm crawling! I'm a tiny little inchworm, moving an inch at a time! Inchy-squinchy! Inchy-squinchy! Calvin: Aaieee. Hobbes: Whoop! Too late! Home run! Mom: Stitches for Hobbes, bandages for you..how on earth did you do this to yourself? Calvin: Don't feel sorry for him! He-ow-deserved it!
renrutnagrom almost 12 years ago
Mom, NEVER tell Calvin to “use some imagination.”
the calvinosaurus that calvin wanted to discover almost 10 years ago
Since the ball went over the fence, it should have been a home run and Calvin shouldn’t have tried to tag Hobbes despite Hobbes’ taunts
The Shadow Ninja almost 9 years ago
Tortoise beats hare!
yow4zip Premium Member over 6 years ago
Calvin reached escape velocity.
Boosted (Heavy main in TF2) over 4 years ago
Why does this strip not have more likes?
noissimbus about 3 years ago
Calvin’s crazy-determined expression in the 2nd last panel is superb.
CatDefender over 2 years ago
Hobbes doesn’t wear shoes!
MiguelB5 about 2 years ago
Stuff like this is why people love Calvin & Hobbes.